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  • Zombie Chicken Crossing at Night T-Shirt — Spooky Halloween Poultry Tee

    $19.99 USD

    Zombie Chicken Crossing at Night T-Shirt — Spooky Halloween Poultry Tee

    Why did the zombie chicken cross the road? To feast on the other side — under cover of darkness, where no one dares to follow. This tee captures that legendary midnight crossing in all its undead glory. Whether you're a backyard chicken keeper, a Halloween fanatic, or just someone who appreciates chickens with attitude, this design was made for you.

    Life's Better with a Flock!
    $19.99 USD

  • Zombie Chicken Survival Guide T-Shirt — Funny Flock Apocalypse Tee

    $19.99 USD

    Zombie Chicken Survival Guide T-Shirt — Funny Flock Apocalypse Tee

    Everything you need to make it through the poultry apocalypse, in one battered field manual: Stockpile Corn. Find Clean Water. Fortify the Coop. Watch Your Wounds. Trust No Rooster. One battle-worn zombie hen survived the Feed Shortage — because feed is life. Adapt. Improvise. Clucking overcome. For the flock keeper who’s only half-joking about their doomsday coop plan. Vintage survival-guide graphic. Wear it with pride. You survived. Barely.

    Life's Better with a Flock!
    $19.99 USD

  • Zombie Chicken's Cornfield Jackpot T-Shirt — "I thought you said GRAINS" Funny Tee

    $19.99 USD

    Zombie Chicken's Cornfield Jackpot T-Shirt — "I thought you said GRAINS" Funny Tee

    Undead and overfed — living the dream (the undead dream). The zombie chicken hit the jackpot — an entire cornfield, all to itself, with zero competition (because everything else ran away). This funny design shows the lighter side of the poultry apocalypse: an undead hen who's less interested in brains and more interested in an all-you-can-eat grain buffet. Post-apocalyptic snack goals.

    Life's Better with a Flock!
    $19.99 USD