Chickens

Even in death, a mother hen protects her eggs! The last egg must survive — and this undead guardian hen will make sure of it. Part zombie horror, part surprisingly touching maternal instinct, this design proves that not even the apocalypse can stop a hen from sitting on her nest. She may be undead, but her dedication is very much alive. Undead but still broody.

Life's Better with a Flock!

Undead and overfed — living the dream (the undead dream). The zombie chicken hit the jackpot — an entire cornfield, all to itself, with zero competition (because everything else ran away). This funny design shows the lighter side of the poultry apocalypse: an undead hen who's less interested in brains and more interested in an all-you-can-eat grain buffet. Post-apocalyptic snack goals.

Life's Better with a Flock!

A Silkie hen drifts through a starlit sky, perched on moonlit clouds beneath a crescent moon and scattered constellations. Rendered as an ornate celestial medallion in antique gold and deep midnight blue — part tarot card, part fairytale.

For the Silkie keeper who’s convinced their fluffiest hen descended from the stars.

Vintage celestial-illustration graphic · Unisex fit · Soft cotton · Runs true to size

Life's Better with a Flock!

Now entering Fluff Range — please keep your hands inside the fluff at all times.

Fluff Range National Park: where the wildlife is soft, the terrain is cushy, and the park ranger is a Silkie who can't see you through its own topknot. This vintage park badge design is for the keeper who knows that the fluffiest breed in the world deserves its own protected habitat.

Trail rating: extremely soft.

Life's Better with a Flock!

They're rising. They're hungry. They want your corn. The zombie chicken uprising has begun, and no coop is safe. This design captures the moment the undead flock breaks free — feathers flying, eyes glowing, scratch grains trembling. It's the poultry apocalypse, and it's beautiful in a horrifying, corn-fueled way. The uprising will not be refrigerated. Beware the undead poultry.

Life's Better with a Flock!

Why did the zombie chicken cross the road? To feast on the other side — under cover of darkness, where no one dares to follow. This tee captures that legendary midnight crossing in all its undead glory. Whether you're a backyard chicken keeper, a Halloween fanatic, or just someone who appreciates chickens with attitude, this design was made for you.

Life's Better with a Flock!

Blue ribbon, blue blood, blue-ish skin under all that fluff.The Silkie has been winning poultry shows since before your grandma was alive, and this regal show hen design proves it. Poised, polished, and looking like it's about to be photographed for the cover of Fancy Poultry Magazine. Champion of the coop, champion of your heart.Best in show. Best in fluff. Best in everything.Unisex fit · Soft cotton · Runs true to size

Life's Better with a Flock!

Everything you need to make it through the poultry apocalypse, in one battered field manual: Stockpile Corn. Find Clean Water. Fortify the Coop. Watch Your Wounds. Trust No Rooster. One battle-worn zombie hen survived the Feed Shortage — because feed is life. Adapt. Improvise. Clucking overcome. For the flock keeper who’s only half-joking about their doomsday coop plan. Vintage survival-guide graphic. Wear it with pride. You survived. Barely.

Life's Better with a Flock!

Silkies are the softest birds in the backyard — and the toughest farmers know it. This tee is for the keeper who lets their silkie sit on their lap during morning chores, who knows a fluffy chicken is both a pet and a personality. Wear your love for the fluffiest breed loud and proud. Soft fabric. Bold statement. Silkie approved.

Life's Better with a Flock!

Don't open. Chickens inside. The Walking Cluck — the show where survivors navigate a world overrun by undead poultry. This apocalypse design imagines the worst-case scenario: zombie chickens roaming the countryside, hunting for scratch grains, and absolutely refusing to stay in their coop. Somehow still scarier than the actual show. Season 47: The Flock Hungers.

Life's Better with a Flock!

A brave little Silkie sets off through the Whispering Woods — cloaked and armed, quest map in hand, lantern lit — past ancient ruins and curious forest sprites in search of the legendary Golden Egg. The Fluffy Quest Begins. For the Silkie keeper who’s sure their fluffiest hen is secretly on an epic adventure. Vintage storybook-illustration graphic · Unisex relaxed fit · Military Green

Life's Better with a Flock!