Chicken Math
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My Coop Expanded Itself T-Shirt — We Didn't Plan This Graphic Tee 
My Coop Expanded Itself T-Shirt — We Didn't Plan This Graphic Tee
$19.99 USDMy Coop Expanded Itself T-Shirt — We Didn't Plan This Graphic Tee
I didn't build a bigger coop. The coop... grew. On its own. Somehow. This design captures the mystery of the self-expanding coop — a phenomenon that definitely happens by itself and is not the result of you sneaking out to Lowe's every weekend for lumber. The chickens needed more space. The coop agreed. You were merely a witness to the process.
Engineering credit: the chickens.
Life's Better with a Flock!
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The Only Addiction That Lays Breakfast T-Shirt — Chicken Math Graphic Tee 
The Only Addiction That Lays Breakfast T-Shirt — Chicken Math Graphic Tee
$19.99 USDThe Only Addiction That Lays Breakfast T-Shirt — Chicken Math Graphic Tee
Addicted? Maybe. But at least this one comes with omelets. This design takes the "chicken addiction" joke and leans ALL the way in. Yes, you're addicted. Yes, you need help. No, you will not be seeking it, because your addiction literally produces breakfast. Try getting that from any other habit. You can't. Chickens win. Side effects include: fresh eggs, joy, and a full coop.
Life's Better with a Flock!
$19.99 USD
