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Too Fast for Thanksgiving Turkey T-shirt by FeatherPunk
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Too Fast for Thanksgiving Turkey T-Shirt — Not Today Funny Holiday Tee

Your turkey is not on the menu. This one's for the turkey keepers — the people whose birds have names, opinions, and a whole lot of attitude. If your turkey has ever outrun you, outsmarted you, or flat-out refused to cooperate, this shirt gets it. Rocking retro vintage vibes with a bold "TOO FAST FOR THANKSGIVING" graphic, this tee is a love letter to the turkeys who live their best lives every single day.

Life's Better with a Flock!

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Color: Dark Chocolate
$19.99 USD
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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

Free Shipping after 3 shirts

Free shipping on 3+ shirts - Orders of 3 or more tees ship free to Canada and the USA.

Locally Printed - Orders are printed and shipped from local facilities in Canada and the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a Canadian company. Our t-shirts are printed locally in both Canada and the USA, creating jobs in local markets on both sides of the border.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Right now we ship to the US and Canada, with international shipping coming soon! We are working on expanding so everyone can enjoy our products no matter where they are.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you'll find the details on each product page.